The secret of my birth...
This weekend I discovered the secret of my birth. When I was an infant in the hospital a series of curses and hexes were sent my way.... It went a little something like this:
I was a happy baby. Then unbeknownst to me the nurses at the hospital one-by-one put their evil onto me.
"She shall only date men who think she so great that they can't be around her."
"Oh yes...and make her really sensitive to all the rejection she receives."
"Ahahahahah...she's doomed forever to a lifetime of being too great to date."
So, that is where I stand now. Living out my cursed existence. Any suggestions?


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