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I have decided to adopt a kitten.  A little tiny grey kitten.  I, of course, have to get the go-ahead from Kim.  I hope she agrees, we've talked about this before.  I snuck out of work (like the good spy that I am) and went to the shelter.  I originally went to look at a Siamese cat, but he didn't take to me that well.  This little tiny grey kitten (probably weighs 2lbs) stuck his little arm out the cage and waved at me.  Then I heard him say in a little kitten voice, "I can seeeeee you."   I knew it was meant to be at that very moment.  Then he jumped in the cage (da-doom, da-doom) and threw himself onto my chest.  It actually was fate, because he was just brought to the shelter this morning and I'm the first interested party.  Hoo-ray!  If all goes well, I will get him tomorrow. 
My cat will of course be alive and not made of hair.