Game Plan

Tomorrow is my last day with Alvin. I plan on taking a lot of pictures with him (hopefully I will get the chance). How I love him dearly. I heard him speak yesterday and I also witnessed him assault a woman. He has a nice man's voice. I'm disappointed that it isn't more robotic. I still don't know if Kris Keplar's hair is real human hair attached to her head, or real human hair spun into a wig. I've been investigating it for a month. I just don't want to get close enough to her head to find it out. I'm pretty sure she is either an alien life form or a robot. Her memory concerning pharmacy related things is alarming similar to that of a computer database. She says she's "moving" to Illinois, but I think that she might be melted down into another robot. Who knows? More info on Alvin tomorrow.

P.S. "Hats with Hair" really need to be investigated.

Oh my! You can buy mustache wigs. Seriously.... why would you ever need a mustache??? Let alone pay for one?