Alvin, my love.

I finally met Alvin, the robot today. Our encounter was all I had imagined it would be. Except he didn't speak in a robot voice to me. Sometimes at work, Alvin is all I can think about. I just wonder what job he's completing or if he's riding the elevator. I don't know what Alvin does, but it is so important I know it cannot be discussed. If I can love a robot, can a robot love?

I think Pete and Irina make such a cute couple. I wish them a lifetime of happiness together.

Let's take a vote...

Alright... I found this picture. This is Jim with the girl he dated before me. Please tell me I'm cuter than her! I know that my self image is skewed...but if I'm NOT cuter than her I seriously need a makeover. (As in, I need to sign up for extreme makeover and start from scratch.) He looks totally gross in this picture too and I'm glad. I'm not bitter or anything.

Seriously, though...she's not cute, is she?

This just in!

A spy just let me in on a little secret. Irina has just picked out her bridesmaids dresses. Aren't they beautiful???

Now that I'm taking medicine for this nasty sinus infection... I feel like a certain person who shall remain unnamed. All I have to say is that I took 9 pills this morning. I did however stay away from potatoes. How can she take so many pills every day? At least all of mine were necessary, kind of. I'd pick Prozac over a potato any day.

Who does Mexico think they are fooling?

We were all watching the Olympics last night and Mexico had a man run a women's event. Kim, Marc, and I all immediately knew that Ana Guevara was not a woman. She doesn't even look like a woman. He/She is Mexico's only sports hero..apparently. Just because they have a lack of female sports players does not mean that its okay to sneak (and poorly at that) a man into the Women's Olympic track events. All I have to say is having long hair does not make a woman. Here is some of the evidence:

Not a woman.

Once again -- not a woman.

Do I need to show more proof???
I thought the Olympics did genetic sex testing....I guess they didn't this year. Shame on Mexico.

I wasn't even looking for this spy, but I found her anyway.


On another note... this is me at work today:

So...Kim has been describing her co-worker to me for almost a month. Sometimes Kim and I play a game where she will describe someone and I draw it. Well, I didn't draw this...but I think I've gathered a pretty good picture of what Kim's co-worker looks like.
Click here to see.

I'm starting to think that we might need to have an intervention with Sarah. The first topic will be all this giggling and happiness. What??? Not our Sarah. The second topic will be her marking of territory, a.k.a. leaving hickeys where ever she goes.

Ewww.. I really don't know what to think about Sarah with hearts in her eyes. She's being so kind and nice, its really creeping me out. I want Anne Ramsey back!

This is going to be my mother, Carla, and myself this weekend.

But, don't think I don't know that this leads straight to this:

Its been settled...

I am proud to announce who was just signed on to play the role of 'Kim Tetrault' in our movie. Its (drumroll please...) Megan Mullally!

Welcome Kim!

Kim, Welcome to a very top secret website. This website is so important that we cannot tell you what it is about or what it does. What we can tell you is that Kevin, Aaron, and I would love to hear about your trials and tribulations at work. Especially about a certain girl who works at:

S** F****
Do I need to say anymore?
Have a nice day at work!
P.S. Just let me know who would play you in our movie. Kevin and I couldn't come up with anyone good to play you. So let us know your ideas.

I have just one question for you.
Am I turtely enough for your Turtle Club?

Even if we don't want to admit it, The Master of Disguise is a fellow spy. I babysat tonight in a neighborhood called "Spyglass Falls". I knew there must be at least 30 spies in a neighborhood named that. I think we should investigate spy glasses.
This weekend we should look for Groucho Glasses. All spies need those.

I don't think I need to prove how necessary these are...the picture speaks for itself.